Tuesday Titter

I heart my lint roller. The ingenious simplicity of it makes me titter.

Every inch of my life is covered in cat hair. The sticky rolls of the greatest (if not most “green”... sorry future generations) creation are the only thing that can combat the blankets and blankets of fine grey hair that can be vacuumed but never truly eradicated.

A typical day for me and cat hair goes something like this… wake up and push my cat off of my arm, cough and hack up the hair that has traveled down my trachea, scrape the hair off my tongue, shower the cat hair off my body, towel dry my body adding cat hair back on, run the lint roller over my clothes, put clothes on, lint roll clothes one more time before leaving my house, travel in car to work (car that cats have NEVER been in), pull lint roller out of my drawer and run it over my clothes again.