Guest author: Static
“I will write today!” she declares as she plops down in front of her laptop that is propped up on a pillow in her bed causing it to jar and threaten to fall. The air conditioner is blowing gusts of frigid air towards her legs and she pulls the quilt over her.
At this time Static, her fat and meddlesome cat, cozies up to the computer and bats his enormous paws at the screen trying to catch the cursor as his human pal types. His other mammoth paw rests on the keyboard and Stuffanie struggles to delete the random numbers and letters that invade her own typing. Static doesn’t notice the disdain and continues to chase the letters on the screen while indolently purring.
Something more interesting catches Static’s eye and he casually walks across the keyboard to make his exit off the bed.
1111dzzqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq louihy \\48
Stuffanie looks at the cryptic message left by his foot and wonders who “louihy” is and if there is any significance of ‘48’.
I am thinking this post solidifies my journey to becoming the scary cat lady! I need to get out more.
3 comments:
Louihy is the nickname he gave Lithal. queenster is sure it's not a loving nickname ... it's for when they fight and 48 is the number of times Static claims to have kicked Lithal's (Louihy) ass. Right, Static.
And yes, you need to get out more.
Yes, you so need to get out more. It is so interesting to watch a cat but static is not just any cat, he probably just swore a blue streak at you.
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