What is with this guy?

WWMacGD

Q and I stopped at World Market to pick up some snacks on the way to see a movie. Being that it was a Drive-In theatre, snacks included wine and food that complements wine. This was an impulse trip to the Drive-In, so we also picked up a corkscrew to ease the opening process.

We settled into our spot and started getting comfortable. I reclined my seat a bit and used a roll of papertowel as a pillow.

The sun was setting and it was a good time to dig into the first bottle of wine.

UH OH. No glasses. It was then we asked ourselves, WWMacGD (what would MacGyver do)?

In a lightning fast move, Queenie handed me the tools as I called them out.

Empty water bottle.

Corkscrew.

Towel to dab my brow.

In no time I was tearing into the plastic creating a vessel for to partake in my drink.

I produced two lovely glasses.

We enjoyed every sip of that bottle.

We usually have some alcohol during the first movie and then eat some snacks and watch the second movie. You see there are 3 movies back to back when you go to the Drive –In. The first begins at dusk which was around 10pm that night. The second starts around midnight.

Queenie and I fell asleep around midnight.

Queenie and I awoke to watch the last five minutes of the second movie.

Queenie and I left after the second movie.

Queenie and I are getting old.

Queenie Works in Community Television

Apparently Queenie does not work for Public Access Television. This has a bad connotation - so she says.

She works in Community Television. The television brought to the people by the people. Queenie is one of the people.

She made this lovely gem...



JEM.

Truly outrageous.



Truly truly truly outrageous!

Remember that show? I digress.

I wish Queenie would ask me to be on her TV...

He would have been 21 today.

He would have been 21 today.

As the big sister, I feel that I am robbed of buying the first round of drinks.

I am not so naïve to believe that it really would be the first round of drinks – the kid grew up in small town WI, but this would be legal and this would be with me.

I think I will go out for a drink tonight and toast using his toast…

“Put your bottoms in the air!”

I miss him.

He would have been 21 today.

Tuesday Titter

Movies are a huge part of my life. I use them to escape reality. I cite examples from them when trying to prove a point. And I quote them.


These are 3 of my favorites.


"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that."

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"I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair."

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"Luanne, why don't we just go up there and say "This was our last weekend together, and we didn't feel like going to Fort Sumter and touring goddamn colonial homes. We wanted to go to the beach and meet boys and go to wild parties and dance." I mean why can't we tell them the truth?"

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Today's Tuesday Titter is interactive - What? Can she be serious? She is CA-RAZAY! I don't want her to know I read her vomit. She must be kidding.

Oh, people... I am serious!

I need to hear from my adoring fans family. I only hang with the coolest, most intelligent folks, so please present a 1,000 word essay comment using any of the following topics:

A. Why you think these particular quotes are my favorite.



B. A synopsis of the character who spouted these memorable lines and why you think I am much like them.



C. An example of your favorite movie quotes.





I look forward to reading what you come up with.