Just So You Know
I said I wasn’t going to do it. I swore I would not succumb. I made a promise to my sanity that this year I wouldn’t put my brain through it. I was weak. I was bored. Hell, I was too lazy to find the remote and now I am smack in the middle of the 80 millionth season of "American Idol". It is the first few episodes of the season, the ones that showcase those poor souls that believe with all their hearts that they are the best talent in America. Like a train wreck or a car accident, I feel I need to gawk. I feel myself getting sucked into this vacuum of talent seeking misery…again.
I am choosing this forum to state here and now that I will do what I do every year. I will be a closet American Idol fan. I will watch week after week and only comment about my favorites when commented to. If others’ noses are in the air smugly talking down about the crazy people who watch the show, I will haughtily laugh with them. I will vow to vote only when the contestant makes the little tiny hairs stand up on my arms. And I will never say the word ‘Dawg’ outside of the confines of my home. This I swear as Paula is my witness.
Now that I have that out of my system...
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I feel I need to clear up my previous post. I wrote it on Tuesday. I was drinking on Tuesday. I lost my internet connection on Tuesday. I was too snuggled into my bed to go into the living room to ‘plug in’ on Tuesday. So, I posted it this am…at work. Since I am a novice with this whole blogging world, I can’t figure out how (if I even am able to) change the date. True I was drinking, but I did know what day it was…and what time. Truly I did…I think…maybe.
Now that I have that out of my system…
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It has been brought to my attention recently that I mention my cat a lot. I have only one thing to say about that…
… I am in love with him. I will never allow another cat into my home. If he should ever die, I will not replace him (nor will I have him freeze-dried). Also, he is not a child, boyfriend or a human…I know that. He is my pal though and I’ll poke you in the eye if you pick on his weight. He is very sensitive about his weight.
Now that I have that out of my system…
I am choosing this forum to state here and now that I will do what I do every year. I will be a closet American Idol fan. I will watch week after week and only comment about my favorites when commented to. If others’ noses are in the air smugly talking down about the crazy people who watch the show, I will haughtily laugh with them. I will vow to vote only when the contestant makes the little tiny hairs stand up on my arms. And I will never say the word ‘Dawg’ outside of the confines of my home. This I swear as Paula is my witness.
Now that I have that out of my system...
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I feel I need to clear up my previous post. I wrote it on Tuesday. I was drinking on Tuesday. I lost my internet connection on Tuesday. I was too snuggled into my bed to go into the living room to ‘plug in’ on Tuesday. So, I posted it this am…at work. Since I am a novice with this whole blogging world, I can’t figure out how (if I even am able to) change the date. True I was drinking, but I did know what day it was…and what time. Truly I did…I think…maybe.
Now that I have that out of my system…
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It has been brought to my attention recently that I mention my cat a lot. I have only one thing to say about that…
… I am in love with him. I will never allow another cat into my home. If he should ever die, I will not replace him (nor will I have him freeze-dried). Also, he is not a child, boyfriend or a human…I know that. He is my pal though and I’ll poke you in the eye if you pick on his weight. He is very sensitive about his weight.
Now that I have that out of my system…
1 comment:
I would go so far as to make fun of my furry grandson, I love the picture it is so him, I pose now because I chose to. I think that is his whole atitude and outlook on life. I absolutely love the guy.
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