A story of how Stuff needs to kiss up because even though she is cute and witty, she can sometimes be brash and insensitive.

Once upon a time there was this bitchy albeit beautiful big-boned gal named Stuffanie. She sometimes said things to her quirky albeit gorgeous big-boned younger sis that would make her feel bad. Stuffanie and her sis argued one morning and some things were said about fungus and smelling like an old person and being chubby. Stuffanie felt really bad and begged at the not so smelly feet of her sis for forgiveness.

"While it is true you have an ugly sore on your face from a terrible cold you caught from me and you are chubby which shows in your new yoga pants and you sprayed some stuff on your feet that makes you smell aged, you didn't have to hear it from me in the tone in which I so insensitively said, " Stuff cried out, begging for mercy and kissing her toes.

To which her sister replied, "Stuff, even though you yourself are chubby and your armpits smelled a little like onion yesterday because you forgot to wear deodorant and you have a grotesque mole on your neck... I would have never pointed these things out to make you feel bad."

To which Stuffanie replied, "I know, you are clearly the better person here."

So sorry Q!! Had I known that the Dr. Sholls medicated foot powder was the source of your retirement home scent, I would have NEVER pointed out that you stunk! Also, if I feel the need to be brutally honest about how you look in your clothes, I will tone it down a bit and remember I am chubby too.

And if ever I say, "oh it is just allergies, you won't catch this." SMACK ME!